One liners - hidden meanings part 3

"Make a list of work that you do and lets see how I can help you" means "Anyway you have a find a way out no help from me"

"You should have told me earlier" means "Well even if you told me earlier that would have made hardly any difference"

"We need to find out the real reason" means "Well I will tell you where your fault is"

"Well family is important; your leave is always granted. Just ensure that the work is not effected" means "Well you know..."

"We are a team" means "I am not the only one to be blamed"

"That's actually a good question" means "I do not know anything about it"

"All the best" means "You are in trouble"

One liners - hidden meanings part 2

"There was a slight miscommunication" means "Wehad actually lied"

"Lets call a meeting and discuss" means "I have no time now, will talk later"

"We can always do it" means "We actually cannot do the same on time"

"We are on the right track but there needs to be a slight extension of the deadline" means "The project is screwed up , we cannot deliver on time"

"We had slight differences of opinion" means "We had actually fought"

One liners - hidden meanings part 1

"We will do it" means "You will do it"

"You have done a great job" means "More work to be ginen to you"

"We are working on it" means "We have not yet started working on the same"

"Tomorrow first thing in the morning" means "Its not getting done "At least not tommorrow!"

"After discussion we will decide- I am very open to views" means "I have already decided, I will tell you what to do"

BLACK SWAN

The US deep sea treasure hunters said on friday they retreived 17 tonnes of silver coins from a shipwreck, saying the find is the largest of its kind, worth hundreds of millions of dollers.
Odyssey Marine Exploration said the coins and other artefacts were found on a "colonial" period shipwreck in the Atlantic ocean, but maintained a shroud of secrecy over the exact location.
The artefacts include over 500000 silver coins weighing more than 17 tonnes, hundreds of gold coins, as well as worked gold, the company said.
An expert consultant by the company recommended offering the silver coins at retail prices ranging from a few hundred dollars to $4000 each, depending on the condition, date and origin.
The company guarded information about the site and identity of the shipwreck, which it codenamed "Black Swan".
The company made it clear it wanted to assert its legal rights to the find before it would provide details of its location, but insisted the shipwreck was well beyond any country's territorial waters.
It also said it was discussing film, television, and book rights.
"We anticipate that the Black Swan will prove to be the most widely publicised shipwreck in history, and we are selecting media partners that can contribute to telling the story of this amazing project," the company said.
I can tell you guys that a new Titanic type of movie is in the offering. I came across this news in The Business Line, a daily financial newspaper.

photoshop work

This is my very first work that i did using Adobe photoshop. This work gave me a lot of confidence and satisfaction. I used the pen tool and the gradient tool to finish nearly 90% of this work. I also used the filters for the head lights. This work was very much appreciated by my friends. Hope people who are visiting my blog would like this too...

You are Blessed!

• If youhave food in the refrigerator, clothes on your back, a roof overhead and a place to sleep, you are richer than 75% of the people of this world!
• If you have money in the bank and in the purse, you are among the top 8% of the world's wealthy persons!
• If you wake up this morning with more health than illness, you are more blessed than one million who will not survive this week!
• If you have never experienced the danger of battle, the loneliness of imprisonment, the agony of torture or the pangs of starvation, you are more blessed than three billion people in the world!
• If you hold up your head with a smile on your face and are truly thankful, you are more blessed because you can offer healing touch!
• If you can read this message, you are more blessed than over two billion people in the world that cannot read at all!

           Count your blessings and pass this message to remind everyone else how blessed they are.     

                                                        (COURTESY: HYPNOTIQUE)

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Strange but true

• A Greek monk Mihallo Toltos never saw a women. When he was born, his mother died, and the baby was whisked away the next day to monastery on the Top of Mount Athos. He spent the rest of his life among the monks - isolated from women.

•   Madame Regnier of Versailles in France, wife of a crown attorney was probably the most sensitive woman who ever lived. In 1842, her husband chided her gently enough in a trifling family quarrel. He mildly scolded her, "Be silent, you talk nonsense". Madame Regnier never spoke another word till she died in 1872. Her husband and family members requested her to talk. but she remained silent forever.
  

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Koovagam festival

On may 1st, in Villupuram(Tamil nadu) the annual Koovagam festival was held by TAI (Tamil Nadu AIDS Initiative). It was Padmini, aged 27, who was crowned as "Rani Aravani".
Padmini has done her graduation in commerce at PSG College, Coimbatore. She makes her living by teaching dance. Many transgenders like Padmini participated in the event. The surprise guest for this festival was from Kentucky USA, Ms Diepiriye s kuku siemons, an African American. She said "we are not ordained to be perfect but we are beautiful in our imperfections."
In this festival Miss Koovagam contest, was conducted by the Rotary club. Ms Rasiga, from Salem won the contest. Jyotika and Ramya were the runners-up.
This image appeared in the daily newspaper Deccan Chronicle.