Alcohol Quotes

Alcohol Quotes:

Stay busy, get plenty of exercise, and don't drink too much. Then again, don't drink too little.
~ Herman "Jackrabbit" Smith-Johannsen

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
~ Ernest Hemingway

A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
~ Author Unknown

I prefer to think that God is not dead, just drunk.
~ John Marcellus Huston

If you must drink and drive, drink Pepsi.
~ Author unknown, as seen on a bumper sticker

Draft beer, not people.
~ Author Unknown

The first thing in the human personality that dissolves in alcohol is dignity.
~ Author Unknown

Wine is bottled poetry.
~ Robert Louis Stevenson

When the wine goes in, strange things come out.
~ Johann Christoph Friedrich von Schiller, The Piccolomini, 1799

If drinking is interfering with your work, you're probably a heavy drinker. If work is interfering with your drinking, you're probably an alcoholic.
~ Author Unknown

If you know someone who tries to drown their sorrows, you might tell them sorrows know how to swim.
~ Quoted in P.S. I Love You, compiled by H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

O God, that men should put an enemy in their mouths to steal away their brains! that we should, with joy, pleasance, revel, and applause, transform ourselves into beasts!
~ William Shakespeare, Othello

First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.
~ Francis Scott Key Fitzgerald

I think a man ought to get drunk at least twice a year just on principle, so he won't let himself get snotty about it.
~ Raymond Chandler

If four or five guys tell you that you're drunk, even though you know you haven't had a thing to drink, the least you can do is to lie down a little while.
~ Joseph Schenck

This is one of the disadvantages of wine: it makes a man mistake words for thought.
~ Samuel Johnson

One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.
~ Lady Astor

A man who was fond of wine was offered some grapes at dessert after dinner. "Much obliged," said he, pushing the plate aside, "I am not accustomed to take my wine in pills."
~ Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
~ W.C. Fields