Anniversary Quotes

Anniversary Quotes

Strike an average between what a woman thinks of her husband a month before she marries him and what she thinks of him a year afterward, and you will have the truth about him.
~ H.L. Mencken, A Book of Burlesques, 1916

Our wedding was many years ago. The celebration continues to this day.
~ Gene Perret

A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year.
~ Paul Sweeney

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots.
~ Hoosier Farmer

The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds - they mature slowly.
~ Peter De Vries

Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
~ Author Unknown

Spouse: someone who'll stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single.
~ Author Unknown

It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
~ Rita Rudner

Marriage, n: The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two.
~ Ambrose Bierce

The difficulty with marriage is that we fall in love with a personality, but must live with a character.
~ Peter Devries

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
~ Mignon McLaughlin

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
~ Phyllis Diller, Phyllis Diller's Housekeeping Hints, 1966

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
~ Source Unknown

Infatuation is when you think he's as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger, as noble as Ralph Nader, as funny as Woody Allen, and as athletic as Jimmy Conners. Love is when you realize that he's as sexy as Woody Allen, as smart as Jimmy Connors, as funny as Ralph Nader, as athletic as Henry Kissinger and nothing like Robert Redford - but you'll take him anyway.
~ Judith Viorst, Redbook, 1975

Love does not consist of gazing at each other, but in looking together in the same direction.
~ Antoine de Saint-Exupery