Computers Quotes

Computers Quotes:

Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.
~ Doug Larson

If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into committees. That'll do them in.
~ Author Unknown

The problem with troubleshooting is that trouble shoots back.
~ Author Unknown

Never let a computer know you're in a hurry.
~ Author Unknown

To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.
~ Farmer's Almanac, 1978

Treat your password like your toothbrush. Don't let anybody else use it, and get a new one every six months.
~ Clifford Stoll

User, n. The word computer professionals use when they mean "idiot."
~ Dave Barry

Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes.
~ Edsger W. Dijkstra

Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy.
~ Joseph Campbell

Computing is not about computers any more. It is about living.
~ Nicholas Negroponte

Three things are certain:
Death, taxes, and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.
~ David Dixon, 1998, winning entry of the Haiku Error Messages 21st Challenge by Charlie Varon and Jim Rosenau,